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Dear Scientologists®,

Thank you for letting us know you object to us using your logo and the term Scientology® without a registration mark.

We have added  '®'  where needed, but not after 'antiscientologist' as you don't claim to have registered that.

Regarding your logo, we have replaced that with a nice picture of a clam which we hope properly conveys your message that we are all descended from sushi. Or something. We don't really understand as we can't afford any of your courses. (Do you do coupons or anything?)

If you have any further problems with this site, kindly contact our legal representatives who have been instructed to forward our response. It's not a very long response. In fact it's only two words.